Because there's not much labor going on in my yard right now, I've turned my attention to planning for the spring. What do I want to plant?
The more I think about this, the more it frustrates me.
So, as I understand it, here's what I'm supposed to be focusing on.
- Guilds.
- As much food as possible.
- Perennials.
And here's what is also important to me:
- Supporting the local eco-system, keeping it as native as I can for the sake of the birds.
- Keeping the land and the stream that runs through my land healthy.
- Pretty birds, cute Douglas squirrels, butterflies.
For some reason hummingbirds elude me. I have awesome animal karma -- whales and bears seem to love to emerge from hiding to perform for me, but hummingbirds avoid me -- maybe for the lack of food. Manatees avoid me too, but I don't know how to fix that with my garden yet.
Apparently there is no shortage of hummingbirds in Seattle to attract. A quick look at the species lists on ebird.org shows that birders all over King County see Anna's hummingbird all the time, all year round. So I know it's possible. But I digress... back to my angst about garden planning.
Complaint #1: Every time I hear someone talk about permaculture, they talk about guilds. And those same people can't seem to give you any ideas for good guilds beyond corn/beans/squash and apple tree guilds. Have you ever tried to find information about guilds on the web? Nothing.
This poor guy was also trying to find help, and he got about the same response that I seem to come up with. Apparently you need to know how deep roots grow, how tall the plants grow, and whether they fix nitrogen, attract insects, whatever. Fair enough. So why won't anyone publish this information anywhere? Is it a secret? Or is this all just snake oil? I don't have the kind of time it takes to compile every property of every plant and then evaluate whether it's suitable for all the goals listed above. Aargh!
Complaint #2: Are people serious when they say that they can feed themselves entirely from their own yard? How does that work exactly?
My big, beautiful, loved pear tree produces enough pears for 2 24oz jars of pear sauce, which Spot and I can eat in under a week. The only kind of perennial food producing plants that seem to grow here (Zone 5, Seattle) are berries. I'm not ready to become a fruititarian, and I don't even like most berries. What are people thinking they can plant here that they can eat and yield enough of that it will feed their entire family for the whole year, even with canning?
Complaint #2b (digression): Permaculture seems to have this "every person for themself" mentality when it comes to food. Why do I have to grow enough food to feed my family? Spot, whose grandparents, aunts, and uncles grew up on farms that they still maintain says that no one in their community ever grew all their food themselves. They grew some food for themselves, and they grew some food to trade. That makes more sense to me. I'm pretty sure I can grow enough blueberries to feed the neighborhood, and maybe in return someone (Moe) will bring me some awesome cherry tomatoes in mid-summer. Besides, how many persimmons do I really want? Further, if we're really that concerned about food shortages, why not work with grocery chains to encourage the purchase and sale of local food? Or improve the farmer's markets? Or expand their business into local agriculture?
This fall, Spot has been volunteering at a farm in South Seattle that grows food for the local food banks. Apparently it can be done. Why does it have to be everyone for themselves? Why can't it be everyone for everyone? Besides, if I'm the only one with food in a crisis, there's nothing to stop someone with or without a shotgun from raiding my garden at night. I think we're better off if we all look out for the collective interest.
Complaint #3: See the note about berries above. I don't like most berries. What else grows here that is perennial? How do I create a microclimate for a mango/banana/pineapple/avocado/cocoa bean/sugar cane/olive tree guild?
On the bright side, Spot is learning all about compost from the volunteer farm work. I am hoping that means that I don't have to. Actually I'm hoping I can avoid compost all together by using a lot of clover. Hemmenway seemed to suggest that that was possible. Am I being naive?
Anyway, for all my complaining, I'm no closer to having any clue about what to plant next spring. So far my plant list is a taxonomy of berries. At least I'll have a good time bird watching.
Oh, also an update: Moe tells me that I actually do have hairy vetch in the cover crop in my yard. Yay! Hairy vetch, hairy vetch...